John Lennon imagine voting day parody

Imagine there's no voting,
It's easy if you try,
No polls to speak of,
Forced religion, too
Imagine all the people
Fighting for a voice

Imagine there's no money,
It isnt hard to do,
No giant political parties,
Or bias tv, too
Imagine all the people
Making their own choice

Imagine all the parties
Given equal share
There are people waiting
For it all to be fair
Imagine that great feeling
True representation

Today I use my small voice,
Choose one to lead us all
But neither of the winners
Speaks to me at all
Imagine all the people
Writing "none of the above"

You may say my vote's wasted,
But I'm not the only one
The lesser of two evils?
I can't defend that to my son.

pussy cat casey

short and undeveloped parody of "don'tcha"
made up after a couple of rednecks in their 50's infiltrated pool hall and proceeded to dance to this song

don't you wish your girlfriend was smart like me
don't you wish your girlfriend had teeth like me
don't cha
don't cha
don't cha wish your girlfriend took baths like me
don't cha wish your gf didn't have a VD
dont cha

casey gaga and brian gaga


Hubby brian and I like to make little parodies of songs.
IE: lady gaga's "bad romance"

my version:

i want a haircut
i need to lose weight
but i'm too lazy and i procrastinate
need to lose weight
rolls galore
need to lose weight
i'm sick of feeling
my boobs neath my chin
these two spare tires
and the chub rub's a sin
need to lose weight
....

Brian's version i will have to ask him to help me remember it. It was about a nub..a guy who had lost his hand
something like:
don't need no fingers
your hand or your thumb
don't call me freaky cuz i don't think it's dumb
i want your nub
nub
nub
nub
i want your nub

we are lame..but u should see us in the car making crap up all the time.